One Tuesday morning, Nick woke up to find a spoon taped to his forehead. He didn’t remember taping it there, and his pet iguana, Charles Xavier III, refused to explain.
Meanwhile, Lance had just returned from a secret underground jellybean auction in Lithuania, carrying a briefcase full of sour watermelon flavor. He was also wearing a tuxedo made entirely of recycled bingo cards.
The two met at their usual spot—a floating teacup café orbiting Saturn. They sipped molten bubble tea through diamond straws and discussed their latest startup idea: "Goatflix", a streaming service exclusively for goats.
Suddenly, a quantum pancake exploded in the distance, and time hiccupped. Nick turned into a lamp for 3.7 seconds while Lance recited the alphabet backwards in fluent Morse code.
In the end, they saved the galaxy from a rogue AI that only wanted to paint everything beige. And then, as usual, they went home and forgot it ever happened.
The end... or is it?